Breasts Are Like Martinis | - Why are breasts like martinis

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By Domi - 14:01 › /05/06 › breasts-martinis-and-hitchens.
By Gocage - 08:41
The first time I read the sentence about martinis and breasts it struck as creepy. After all, these days there are a fair amount of women out there.
By Dubei - 06:42
“They say a martini is like a woman's breast: one ain't enough and three is too many.” OK'd this: Martinis are like breasts. One is not enough.
By Dazilkree - 18:56
There is something alluring about the female breast. At least, in pairs. For men. A woman's breast is like a martini. One is not enough, three are.
By Vudolkree - 01:55
Apr 10, Explore hoppygirlbrews's board "Martinis are like breasts 1 is not enough and 3 is too many", followed by people on Pinterest. See more ideas​.

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